Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

spocko

zebrinian chief of zebrina master of all the zebras

spocko speaks to zebras

by am zebrinea January 30, 2009

Spocked

When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt

Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her

by Mhs_k May 28, 2015

spock

An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.

Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh

by TsuQ May 4, 2008

cajun sprocket

the act of applying the hot sauce of your choice onto the head of the penis then thrusting hot-sauced penis into vagina. ass is also acceptable.

man, that cajun sprocket burned my arse last night!

by andy February 9, 2005

Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.

{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}

by zeldafire May 21, 2010

shrocker

adj. said simply when you fuck up a word and you have nothing else to say to save your intelligence.

an insult to someone.

"so then i said.. oh god fuckin shrocker! i forgot!"

"yea well shrock you!"

by kris and kathy July 20, 2004