Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm

Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

Reverse Jack Sprat

Thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration.

I'm in a Reverse Jack Sprat, and my lady needs a Kevlar vest. Any recommendations?

by Scipio December 10, 2015

want a sprite cranberry?

brurh

"Want a sprite cranberry?"
"hey bro i just got a sprite cranberry."

by ajajaja man January 1, 2021

Spelt

A grain, in American English. Just because spell check does not correct it does not mean that it is the past tense or past participle of the word SPELL. Correct would be SPELLED. Now if we are talking British English then it could be used that way. However, just because you can't spell doesn't mean you get to use the British English excuse. You have English every year that you're in school and some people just never pick up a damn thing...

I would like to harvest the spelt.

Morons, idiots, and imbeciles spell SPELLED with a T because they see no red line under it.

by The Grammar Dude May 11, 2014

Sprite

The coolest cat ever. She is a sweet, lovable, get into trouble, and beautiful feline. Sprite is spoiled, loves her family, and out-going. She has been in our family for one year now and everyday is a new adventure with Sprite.

feline cat sprite

by eastercat February 3, 2010

The sprite cranberry

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas

Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year

by Conical December 2, 2020

spritzer

n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid

-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."

-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."

by frenchiekaia January 18, 2008