That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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social boner awkward sex funny dumb summer popular life the meaning word of the day cool
by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

noun
refers to a set of rights which an individual is entitled within society in a social context. These consist of;
a; freedom of choice
b.; free will
c; individuality
refers to a set of rights which an individual is entitled within society in a social context. These consist of;
a; freedom of choice
b.; free will
c; individuality
by Baron Neville June 10, 2017

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.
Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
by All State 1B March 2, 2014

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
by no pride November 5, 2021

1. A party or social gathering often taking place inside an abandoned or otherwise derelict boxcar.
2. A party hastily thrown together by hooligans, usually involving depravity and debauchery.
3. A party or social gathering where everyone dresses up as newsies and flappers.
4. A race with contestants dressed up as newsies racing vintage pedal cars.
2. A party hastily thrown together by hooligans, usually involving depravity and debauchery.
3. A party or social gathering where everyone dresses up as newsies and flappers.
4. A race with contestants dressed up as newsies racing vintage pedal cars.
Mr Kemp invited me and Atticus to a boxcar social tomorrow evening.
Some old friends are holding a boxcar social but I don’t know if I will go, the cops usually show up and ruin the fun.
A boxcar social is being held a few blocks away. Would you like to dress up and head on over?
Some old friends are holding a boxcar social but I don’t know if I will go, the cops usually show up and ruin the fun.
A boxcar social is being held a few blocks away. Would you like to dress up and head on over?
by gypsywrangler January 2, 2022
