scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
by thedude243867 August 10, 2023
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Snorkeling

When a man puts his open mouth over another mans anus and uses his balls to cover his eyes while simultaneously grabbing his shaft.
Alex almost suffocated after hours of intense snorkeling with George.
by Cammtheman August 13, 2018
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Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve
During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.
by Pantyemic October 20, 2020
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Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.
“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”
by MamaAgave February 11, 2023
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Snorkeling

when you’re getting head on the pool steps and she goes for your balls under the water while your erect penis points out of the water
Bro my girl was snorkeling me yesterday in the pool and it was fuckin nutty
by GarbageBag August 10, 2018
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Snorkeling

When you're going deep on someone's apparatus. Remember to come up for air. Expand your diaphragm, open up your throat, and always cup the balls.
She was in the middle of snorkeling someone and remembered she hadn't filed her taxes yet.
by Esrdisco July 31, 2021
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