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Monster Shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
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Shlong

What a shlong you have!
by Olifier March 2, 2022
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Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022
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shlong

my shlong is the size of a football field
by horsecockk October 1, 2021
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Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.
Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.
by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022
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Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.
“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”
by Sherzzer August 7, 2018
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shlong

my shlong
by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018
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