Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017