Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018