Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 2, 2022

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018

shlong donkey

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

by Magg Pies April 4, 2016

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018