Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 02, 2020

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 25, 2021

shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

by DickButtRiddick February 15, 2024

on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole

I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf

by rollon October 05, 2021

Jiggle Shelf

A damn fine booty. One that is phat, yet defies gravity. Kabooty.

Damn, I want to place my goods on that Jiggle Shelf.

by OldManPAt February 28, 2013

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 03, 2025