shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025