Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire November 29, 2015
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Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."
by mell0drama September 08, 2016
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shelf up

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.
Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.
by BFG42 July 10, 2015
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sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.
“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”
by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019
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Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
by RobotMonkey34 December 06, 2023
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shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
by phish phood December 28, 2010
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clearing the shelf

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.
by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
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