Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022

Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.

Damn girl, lemme get a shelf check

by TheXtrm July 22, 2025

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.

That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.

by Tremain50 May 7, 2025