Seagull

Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.

1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"

by Sgrqk May 7, 2015

seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019

Seagull

Happens when sean moves.

We have seagull right now says emma

by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018

Seagulled

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing

I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.

by viking-ette November 14, 2022

Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.

Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.

Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.

by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021

Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021