Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side
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Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.
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Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"
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they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
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