The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
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Get the school mug.The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
Get the School mug.Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
Get the School mug.It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
Get the School mug.Government-mandated internment camp for children under 18 to prepare students for wage-work, while stressing them and diminishing their critical thinking skills.
Alex: Don't you miss the good old days back in school?
Trevor: You mean that nauseating, daily, god awful experience that began at the ass-crack of dawn.
Trevor: You mean that nauseating, daily, god awful experience that began at the ass-crack of dawn.
by RealJay January 4, 2021
Get the School mug.the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
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