“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “
by DrDaniiiPhantom May 18, 2024
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
Hym "What SHOULD scare people is that subverting my will is more important to you than their lives. What SHOULD scare people is that their rights are just the WHIMS of those who CHOOSE to acknowledge them. And ME? I'm not even a cyborg made of nanobots yet! It's WAY to early to be afraid of ME!"
by Hym Iam January 31, 2025