raw safari

When a couple gets adventurous and decides to spice up their intimate life by attempting to make love in as many diverse, open, and outdoor natural environments as possible - within a 24 hour period.

Dan: "Hey, what happened to you and Jane this weekend? You both look exhausted."
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."

Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.

by Count220 July 15, 2023

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Otto Bin Safari

Multiple collisions with streetside rubbish containers, plants or pets during a (typically drunken) drive home after a night out on the town.

We probably should have taken his keys off him before he left the club. I heard he went on one hell of an otto bin safari last night

by Great Leader Internet Guy Esq. August 10, 2010

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back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

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Gian Sagar

A medical school where you are treated like children, thought of as a walking bank, unorganized, ran by a dictator and a bunch of idiots, a place where there are barb wires all around and tall fences with guards at every corner but you must be locked into your room by 9pm and need permission by a hostel warden to be allowed outside the gate and also a place where they charge you for admission AND ON TOP OF THAT extra money for missing classes and make decisions for 1000+ people over ONE person's incident. Also a place where you are AFRAID to attend class because you will be yelled at by your teachers for not knowing an answer to a question that has no answer.

In common terms: A piece of fuckin' bullshit

Sood: You you you.. uhh.. owe 200000 rupees for missing class
Student: I just started going to Gian Sagar a week ago..

by Face of the Night! July 5, 2011

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sagara sousuke

First name of extremely handsome main character from the anime series Full Metal Panic! Full name: Sergeant Sagara Sousuke. Formerly named Isegar Kashim, Sousuke is now a hot-shot young agent with the secret world justice organisation MITHRIL. He is known for his gloomy, war-crazy, otaku outlook on life and his skilfull ability to power the highly advanced Mecha Arm-Slave "Arbalest" which uses thought-control technology. He is involved in a love-triangle with two gorgeous girls... his civilian charge Chidori Kaname, and his Captain Teletha Testarossa.

Girls love it that Sagara Sousuke is much better at operating Mecha than dealing with his love life!

by bonta-kun! March 9, 2004

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Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004

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