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Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.
- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”
by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025
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romantic hour

The time of day where one typically has sexual intercouse or masturbates
"I'm going upstairs, it's near the romantic hour"
by Madboi6666 March 3, 2016
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Romantic success

Success with a woman or man that facilitates the possibility of marriage for you.
That wasn't romantic success because I had no intention to marry him.
by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015
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romantical pappy

when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.
My dad did me a romantical pappy because i thought i was an alpha like him
by fourletterlover May 31, 2022
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Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is a person who’s definition of love isnt as simple as the type of love one can experience.
A: Omg ure a hyunjin
B: What does that mean
C: Ure a hopeless romantic
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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Hopeless Romantic

Peyton Regan: someone who longs for love
by Minipetro May 12, 2016
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Romantical

Thats very romantical taking her on a picnic on the beach.
by eatsht5555 October 11, 2021
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