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river cooter

dam that fuckin river cooter just mugged that old lady's blood pressure pills. fuckin spicks.....
by gizzyg June 14, 2010
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river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
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river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation
Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011
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River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.
by 24khoss October 17, 2013
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River Rat

River rats are the lower level patrol men on the police force. So named for there common sightings patrolling river side trails and city owned parks. Commonly ride dirt bikes.
by Doofusgoo September 20, 2017
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river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me
by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017
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river ting

a river but in a road man civilized area.
yo madi there's a river ting over there wanna smash over there like always ygm bbg
by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd October 23, 2018
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