Raisin

anyone older than you

your boyfriends birthday’s is April 16th, 1998 and your birthday’s December 29th, 1999. he is your raisin.

by olivvvvvvvvvvvvia April 22, 2019

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

winking raisin

When a dog is about to poop and you can see the poop poking out of their butthole.

"Oh, the dog's about to poop. I can see the winking raisin!"

by K&R November 2, 2020

Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.

A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.

by anonymous May 15, 2023