Quarter Chord

Inserting the penis into an orifice until it reaches quarter length, the center of pressure. AKA "just the tip"

Example 1
"Bro that sloot could only handle quarter chord!"

Example 2
Bro 1: "Did you put it in her butt?"
Bro 2: "I only got to quarter chord before she passed out."

by Brube Almighty May 21, 2014

quarter doob

The most important part of a ganj twist. It's essentially the last 25% of the blunt that you didn't smog, due to any number of reasons. Quarter Doobs are best utilized before noon.

Mike: "Man I'm over work already today, and it's only 10:30."

Me: "I feel ya man, über over and we'll roast this quarter doob with the doges."

by $uhDood December 16, 2016

Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.

William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Quartepoly

Contrary to popular believe that we live in a 2 party system (aka Duopoly), we’re in a 4 party system of control in the United States comprised of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians and Green Party. Republicans are the bat shit crazy people that use any means necessary to win that people are terrified while the Democrats are purposefully inept while fighting them. Democrats first order of business is to make sure any real opposition are never nominated by the party through rigging and Election Fraud. Then disenfranchised voters try to find a viable alternative through Libertarians/Greens because both are antiwar & big on personal freedoms but differ drastically in economics. The problem is that both of them are purposely inept as well due to the Koch Brothers funding Libertarians while they and the Greens make sure no real opposition with enough name recognition is nominated. Libertarians/Greens also have circuses of conventions making people not see them as serious.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: We need to end the 2 party dictatorship

Disenfranchised Voter #2: And how are the Libertarians/Greens any better? We really need to abolish the Quartepoly.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: Huh 🤨

Disenfranchised Voter #2: Let me explain....

**4 Hours Later**

Disenfranchised Voter #1: I get it now! All political parties need to go away, George Washington was right, shame we didn’t listen to him.

by mburg33 September 9, 2020

Quartermasters

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.

"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."

by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023

Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011

Classroom Quarterback

The douche handing off all their work to the guy next to them and passing the class from anothers work

Guy 1: The Classroom quarterback just gave me all his work, fuck!

Guy 2: sorry for your luck dude.

by MONARCH95 May 2, 2011