quarter pounder

a fat four ounces of marijuana. Not a fine female, not a burger- pot. reefer. kill. bud. fire. smoke me out scotty!!!!!!!!

That ain't a joint. That's a toothpick. I got your joint- Led Zepplin!! Quarter Pounder!!!

by Elysa August 25, 2004

quarter life crisis

stressing and/acting up out in your 20's. taken from mid-life crisis which used to be stressing in the mid-30's, but now has been pushed up due to longer life expectancy.

heh, look at that college student over there, she's totally buggin, she must be having a quarter life crisis

by Robbie :) May 11, 2004

quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time

Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted

by cliwwa April 26, 2009

Quarter Past Two

A Jewish person. From British rhyming slang quarter past two = Jew.

I’m sure Isaac could get you a good deal on a tailor made suit; he is a quarter past two after all.



Hendon is a part of London where the time is always quarter past two.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

Quarter Licking

Licking or putting change in your mouth and you have no fucking idea what you are doing.

John got aids cuz he found a quarter on the subway floor and started quarter licking it.

by quarter licker March 14, 2010

quarter snap

when poopin, you only poo one quarter of the full poo, so you can shit on other things

hey nigel, i just pushed a quarter snap, savin some for later

by noongar566 December 9, 2008