Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
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Why are these poverty pushers destroying careers.
Why are these poverty pushers destroying careers.
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- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
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In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
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