Cunt Puppet

A female or individual who identifies as feminine, who is being used, manipulated, treated like shit, etc by a man for his own personal gain. The man is considered the puppeteer and will play his cunt puppet in the most humiliating way, making a farce out of the cunt puppets life. Cunt puppetry is a form of sadistic entertainment and can be extremely damaging to the victim, but the amount of fucks given by cunt puppeteers can be found inside an empty box of your favorite snack. Nothing but darkness and disappointment.
Guys check this out-Jessica is such a cunt puppet, I bet you $20 I can get her to hand over her pay check again this week.
by JessLoveAlways August 07, 2020
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Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed
by johnnysjohnson July 09, 2019
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puppet show

An act, usually performed by a basement-dwelling male, that involves broadcasting ones scrotum over the Internet for fun or profit.
Roommate 1: Why is our broadband connection so slow right now?

Roommate 2: Oh, Brandon must be downstairs giving another puppet show to his girlfriend in Chicago.
by daddyfatsax October 12, 2007
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puppet government

it's pretty self explanatory, but if it's still fuzzy, I have examples.

it's what we have in the states. and what iraq will have next week.

pesudo soveirnty (yeah, that word i can never spell)

don't you think it's odd that shrubya is smart enough to run a country but dumb enough to choke on a pretzel?

most people already know who is really running our country
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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Puppet Master

A verb. A dance move that involves the excessive flailing of another's limbs. When a man "grinds up on a girl" he proceeds to take her arms and move them around much like she is a puppet. The origins of this dance come from when men dance with women of greater proportions, since larger women are often less enthusiastic and lifeless dancers the men will therefore help her, much like a puppet master will do for his/her dolls. Though it happens mostly with big girls it is simply a way of demeaning one's dance partner and therefore can be performed on anyone.
"Damn, do you remember pulling out the Puppet Master last night on that heifer at the bar? She was having none of it."
by Noriega4 November 16, 2009
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sex puppet

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought
kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!
by robby & kyle June 13, 2004
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Cunt Puppet

A person who is a total fucking useless waste of skin; a complete fucking slut; someone who carries more STD's then Teeth.
Katie: You are a useless father.
Me: Shut the Fuck up Cunt Puppet!
by YT (Yours Truly) February 04, 2009
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