I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

prostitexter

A guy that texts more than two girls at a time

"that guy from math class texted me.."

"OMG he texted me too"
"that prostitexter"

by ayyyylilsip January 23, 2017

Positive jamming

A form of Culture Jamming aimed at web forums or chat room.
Also called Passive jamming.
Overwhelming forums with messages of harmony.
Posting large numbers of positive, passive facts.
A form of activism

Positive Jamming is a good way to affect change.
Many small groups of Positive Jammers can change reality for the better.
One way of positive jamming is to actively seek out forum blogs against humanity and post against them.

by Dr Inkerman September 9, 2006

Positive "D"

positive for depression

I was tested Positive "D"

by StAcEy DeFiNeD December 17, 2008

HIV Positive

what landon is

Landon is HIV positive

by landonmcintosh November 6, 2019

positivity

Weed, gunja, Puuf-puff, La-La, Grass, tweed, sticky

Tempress gets high off "positivity."

by Smoke Dogg May 13, 2005

positive thinking

Something upper middle class who do not deal with the brunt of unfettered capitalist exploitation as the working class love. A crutch for people who believe in pseudo-science "mind over matter" new age baloney. For people too weak of mind for skepticism and realism. New agers will often go as far to victim blame people with chronic illness like chronic fatigue and people suffering from cancer that they "thought themselves sick". Clearly need a to understand how evidence based medicine works and that supplements are not magic fairy dust pills.

The book "The Secret" made lots of money selling this "positive thinking" tripe.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013