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Guttenberg Press

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.
I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.
by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016
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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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French Press

When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex
Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy
by Uwish January 12, 2023
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Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
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bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022
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Sandwich press

While receiving a blowjob, the recipient uses the givers head in the action of closing the sandwich press on a cheese and ham sandwich. The giver should make a “hiss” noise on the downwards movement.
Last night I fucked Mary’s face Luke a sandwich press, that shit is hot!
by Moony75 March 14, 2022
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Drill Press

A lot like a screwdriver, but is made with everclear rather other brands of vodka. Extremely strong, extremely dangerous. Originated in Plymouth County, MA
Nick made a drill press that fucking nearly murdered Will.
by Marshallman99 March 1, 2018
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