Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021

sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.

Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."

by SlamSow March 17, 2016

big pounder

the act of sexual intercourse being the most amazing yet painful thing you will ever feel.

"oh my god Jessica, Brad gave me a big pounder last night at the party!"

by mr. worlwide dale March 17, 2022

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

mcpickle pounder

A sandwich from McDonalds that consists of a unwanted amount of pickles.

I asked for no pickles, they gave me the goddamn mcpickle pounder.

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025