A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
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by MichelLANjello November 03, 2016
{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 06, 2010
Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 08, 2018
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 09, 2011
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 09, 2023
Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.