dirty pillows

What Carrie's mom in the Stephen King book "Carrie" called knockers.

"Dude, look at that chicks dirty pillows!"

by ARR RAWR ARGH ARR RAWR May 30, 2006

pillow face

those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping

person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.

by mmm...yes August 18, 2009

Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008

pillow porn

when a Kevin does certain things with a pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damn did you see Kevin in that pillow porn

by minugtew June 16, 2017

Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022

Pillow Knight

This would be a male who believes that the pleasure and enjoyment of the female during is more important, and gets his own pleasure from seeing/hearing the pleasure that the female is feeling. A pillow knight would often be paired with a "Pillow Princess".

He is dating a Pillow Princess, I can't tell if he's a simp or a pillow knight

by The Rapscallion August 1, 2021

Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013