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lampoon peach

a lampoon peach (or a lampoon peacher) is when a male freezes a fruit peach, for a number of hours, then inserts it deep into his anal passage.
"ZOMG sophie! i just lampoon peached your brother alex!"
by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008
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Peach Leech

Another name for a tampon, derived from the fact that leeches suck blood. Peach comes from, well... the color down there.
Hold on a sec, Laura. I have to change my peach leech before we leave.
by Hartekus October 30, 2008
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florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida
I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her
by TokenIranian June 6, 2015
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Peach blow

Babe I'm gonna peach blow you later tonight.
by Unicorndogs42 September 21, 2016
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Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.
Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.
by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018
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Peach time

All day every day is peach time. Used in a comedic nature among friends
Example:

Friend 1: dude guess what time it is

friend 2: what time is it
Friend 1: its peach time
friend 2: DUDE
by jdpetkov September 25, 2018
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Cuteness Peaches

This is when someone does an act that is so cute, that it can only be connected to something else to show the severity of the cuteness.
Maddox: I just killed you in halo bro!
Robert: Oh ya I wasn’t looking :/
Maddox: Cuteness peaches
by Strikle March 21, 2019
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