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Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
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Carol Paddock

a fucking bitch that is sexist to fucking boys gives sudden quizes out of fucking no way
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Sam Padoc

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I love Sam Padoc !!!!!!
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Jadio Padio

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The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
by Narcolepc August 25, 2023
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Lala Paloola

People who have addiction to rodents & are very obnoxious with their words, extreme sarcasm & dorky humor.

Very meow meow or hamster like, or like rats & extremely loud & dramatic!
Hei, why are you being a lala paloola about the cheese?
by jashjackybrown July 21, 2025
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Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!
by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025
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