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Out Of Touch Cunts

The only sensible way to describe the colossally oblivious staff at Urban Dictionary, who wouldn't be able to spot culturally relevant humour if it was fashioned into a .50 caliber machine gun round and fired into their gormless, fuckwitted faces.
You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
by Dubwar666 May 14, 2019
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Out there

when ones actions are very quirky. when one has had too much to drink or has done too many drugs either that day or collectively over time.
Man, did you see John at the meeting yesterday? he is Out there!His commentary made no sense at all!
Mike, were you out there last night? yea, I had a fifth of vodka and a couple of Xanax, I was way Out there last night!
Joe, did you see the way that guy was bagging your groceries?, he looks like he is out there!
by Bob and the Chicken November 30, 2010
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Out the hole!

Expression used when referring to an event that just took place which was describeable in no other way.
by t-munch August 15, 2003
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out sarcasticize

to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm.
one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of offending the receiver, at this point the receiver it may have offended delivers his or her own sarcasm back causing the deliverer to think they actually did offend the receiver. Really, the receiver was not offended at all but they have just now out sarcasticized this deliverer.
by Michelle Lefebvre January 27, 2008
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Out of the blocks

The act of going really fast, going all out.
Dude, your 400m was out of the blocks!
Slow down, man, you're running obnoxiously fast
I can't help it, I'm out of the blocks!
by telliott93 April 4, 2011
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Out of my box

Being so drunk that you even do things that would wouldn't normally do. Nearly paralytic drunk.
Girl 1: 'Good night last night?'
Girl 2: 'Babe I was out if my box, I don't remember a thing!'

Boy 1: 'I'm getting out of my box tonight, you on it?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man!'
by Reens December 20, 2012
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Out Of Office Bukkake

Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.
- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"
by Fenixman June 17, 2013
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