Thotumus Prime

A Thot that has hoed many men into a trap on the basis of a false relationship; Commonly leaving the man sad or possibly angry

Man 1: Man! Kaya faked our relationship now I don’t know what to do.
Man 2: Don’t worry bro she’s Thotumus Prime, she’s played every guy! She’s the prime Thot.

by Aggravated Large Man December 6, 2017

Heimmmus Prime

Heimmmus Prime is the half brother of Optimus Prime and also helps keep peace within Earth. If you ever need Heimmmus Prime call the emergency services.

"Help I've fallen and can't get up I need Heimmmus Prime."
*Heimmmus Prime flys through the window*

"Don't worry Heimmmus Prime is here!"

"Thank you Heimmmus Prime you're the best!"

by Brother Optimus September 3, 2017

prime hunter

A male aged 27-32 who is the interest of a cougar. (I.E. The cougar likes a prime hunter because his lust for an older woman.)

Courtney is a cougar and wants to engage sexually with a "prime hunter" whom is aged 27-32.

by ReverendN8 April 25, 2014

Priming the lines

Moderately drinking earlier so the heavy drinking later will be easier

It's 10 am get me a beer ... better start priming the lines for my batchelor party tonight.

by Thundarr80 July 14, 2018

Senior prime

Senior prime is what you call someone when there in there prime but just need to get out of a sticky situation with someone that they are connected to. Can also mean that person is old and may be disabled wills in there prime

Oh you must be SENIOR PRIME

by Johnson’s fish sales March 23, 2021

loptimus prime

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011

Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 11, 2017