chin omelette

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.

Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.

by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

french omelette

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina

I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.

by ROTC November 4, 2007

Omletto

1) A mulato boy, also considered a towel-head.

2) Ann Marie and Jaslin's bitch.

Ann Marie: Omletto, can you fetch my cell phone in that mound of poisonous, man-eating snakes?

Omletto: (in Elmo's voice) Yay! I go get the cellphone!

by Chachi April 5, 2004

omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.

Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."

by Victor Felix July 22, 2006

flippin' the omelet

When having intercourse, flippin' the omelet describes the act of moving behind a woman in order to pursue (takin' the toast).

"Oh. Bro, like during breakfast, dude, I had the toaster all worked out, and i was gonna take the toast, so I was all flippin' the omelet, right? Tryin' to get that booty bounce?"

by mega miles December 17, 2008