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Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
by mysticklemom February 13, 2021
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
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Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
by mikaljager June 5, 2009
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Scottish Suckdown

The 36 hour session following the chubby Irishman showing up to the pub with The Jug.
Shane and I are midway through a legendary Scottish Suckdown somewhere In the middle of South Ayrshire.
by Claret Kings July 20, 2024
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Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.
I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag
by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017
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