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Scottish Weggie

When someone goes under your Celt and pulls your nuts down
I howled last night so loud when my girlfriend tried the Scottish Weggie
by Balls taste February 28, 2019
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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
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Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
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Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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Scottish Commie

Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022
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