noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.

"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.

by NoodleRat August 1, 2017

Power Noodles.

The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.

Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.

by Shisnat July 14, 2011

shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.

"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"

by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017

Noodle cats

Some long bois otherwise known as ferrets

Have you seen the noodle cats recently

by Breegoo August 26, 2019

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016