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afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic
stfu that’s why ur an afro bean
by enna😦 March 16, 2023
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Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
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Afro Pickle

The name "Afro Pickle" conjures a vivid and unique image. This character, Afro Pickle, is a short, stout Black man known for his larger-than-life personality and distinctive appearance. He has a head full of lush, curly hair often styled into a magnificent afro, symbolizing his boldness and individuality. His nickname, "Pickle," comes from his love of pickles and his knack for finding himself in "pickles"—unexpected, humorous situations.

In a surprising twist, Afro Pickle's story intersects with the realm of reptilians—mysterious, shape-shifting beings rumored to control world events from the shadows. According to urban legends, Afro Pickle once had an unexpected encounter with these enigmatic creatures. While wandering through an old library in his neighborhood, he stumbled upon a hidden, ancient manuscript that hinted at the existence of reptilians among us. This discovery led him on a wild adventure, where he uncovered secrets that linked his family heritage to a long-forgotten alliance with these beings.

Afro Pickle's stout, resilient frame and quick wit made him an unlikely but effective protector of this secret knowledge. Though the reptilian connection adds an element of conspiracy and mystery to his life, he remains grounded and committed to his community, using his unique position to advocate for justice and unity. His story is a blend of humor, heritage, and the hidden truths that lie beneath the surface of everyday life.
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Kinky Afro

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you get is just what you see yeah

I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me

I never help or give to the needy

Come on and see me

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby

You run around and groove like a baggy

You're only here just out of habit

All that's mine you might as well have it

You take ten feet back and then stab it

Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me

I can't stand the needy

Get around here if you're asking you're feeling
I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy

I can't stand to leave it

You come around here and you put both your feet in

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So go on and say it

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't hear what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

Kinky Afro
by Death Menace February 13, 2023
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Afro man

Referring to a black man with an Afro.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Devils Afro

Collection of fluff found in ones arse crack following wearing of new underwear. Akin to bellybutton fluff.
I bought some new boxer shorts the other day and have been plagued by the devils afro since.
by BumFluff1657 April 19, 2024
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Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"
by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024
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