Someone named Ian who thinks they're better than everyone even though they're a shut in weeb who has 3GBs of megumin hentai on their computer
by Ahelpfulguide January 18, 2022
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by Spitnstick January 10, 2024
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by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022
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by Memelord52 November 14, 2019
Get the Narcissistmug. An asshole thinks they’re the best person in the world. Will probably look up their name on UrbanDictionary just to see how good they are.
Mark: Did you see what it said about my me? It says “He's the definition of amazing. He defines the word friend, too. He'll always be there for you. He defines hard working,” and it’s all true! I think they left out the part about me being sexy though.
Jason: Fuckin’ narcissist.
Jason: Fuckin’ narcissist.
by toadallyawful December 14, 2018
Get the Narcissistmug. 
narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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