nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Hard nappies

Aussie slang for solid shit

Something solid
Shit - anything

Wow fuck me mate, that concrete post is hard nappies (solid shit)

by Adsydoowezlah November 21, 2021

nappy crugout

An anus completely covered in hair. The sister term of 'Nappy Dugout'.

Damn Homie, I was rimming this guy the other day and my tongue got caught up in his nappy crugout.

by CuntsieFuckle June 11, 2017

Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe

Kelsey devoe the nappy how is a know down hands down perfect in every aspect then you find out she lied about sleeping with ping and havein gang bangs alot while she still refuses to let you hit but let's ping a well known STD spreader of herpes which is documented and possibly hiv

Oh dam bro you just got kelsey devoe the nappy hoe now you should go get checked because when you get KELSEY LEANN DEVOE NAPPY HOE"D YOUR PROB DEAD FROM LETTIN PING STIK HIS DIK N U

by anonymous May 24, 2025

Nappy shack

A foreclosed business in Hanwell, London. The business once was a blooming place where many customers would arrive to sleep over. The prices are affordable and cheaper than other competitors. The booking is very easy as you could contact the owner or go onto the website. The business went into a downturn after a few months of operating, the customers steadily declined after a scandal where nappies were found in the tenant rooms. The attempt at saving their reputation with their partnership with Nathan's butter was not sufficient enough and caused the place to shutdown due to bankruptcy. The owner is elusive and not many people know of him, he is rumoured to be creating counterfeit nappies by hand and selling them to the local area, we know this from our proud customer and insider Milosz. It is rumored that ghosts trapped inside the nappies still wander around the halls of this place, the air is contaminated with Cheeto dust and asbestos which wards off any scavengers.

"Your council house smells like shit Maciej"
"You cant fucking talk, your house smells like Nappy shack!"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022