myspaceologist

One who studies Myspace (HTML codes; blog, picture, comment, and messaging patterns/ techniques; underage users, etc.) either for professional or personal reasons.

The Myspaceologist worked through the night to research Myspace for a report about the website, which his boss had requested.

myspaceologist by Edward Van Dam August 26, 2006

myspace etiquite 

being polite on myspace. For example: (1) If one is left a comment, that person should be sure to comment the comment leaver back. (2)don't post chain bulletins, they suck.

That fucker didn't comment me back, he needs to take some myspace etiquite classes.

myspace etiquite by adb084 April 10, 2008

MySpace-Girl 

a girl who looks attractive on myspace photos, however when/ if you meet her in real life she isn't attractive

Oh my god, look at the state of that girl, she is clearly a myspace-girl !!

MySpace-Girl by Peter4763374 April 16, 2008

myspace terrorist 

Someone who goes into your friends list, selects someone from your top friends, and then proceeds to "warn" them about you. For example, if you are seen in this person's profile pic, the myspace terrorist will then message that person with "I see you are dating _____. Be careful." or "Stay the fuck away from my man!" Presumably, the goal is to cause a rift between the victim and whoever the terrorist assumes they are dating or are close friends with.

"Man, this fucking myspace terrorist hit up my girl today with some bullshit. She almost broke up with me."

myspace terrorist by K'vin May 15, 2008

myspace 

Basically, the worst site in history. An addictive site were scene kids tell each other how OMG RADXCORE their hair looks and steal each others pictures/music/style.

scene kid #1: HAVE YOU SEEN MY MYSPACE?
scene kid #2: omg yeah!!!! you had the break dancing robot dinosaur, right?

myspace by saree April 8, 2006

MySpace Noise 

A derogatory term directed at bands/music artists that have become popular through MySpace. Usually, the bands will have hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of friends on their MySpace account. In addition, these bands usually have #1 albums in the Billboard charts.

Person A: So, what do you think of Panic! At The Disco's new album? I think that it's the best rock album that I've listened to in a long time!

Person B: Panic! is not rock, it's MySpace noise. Listen to some real music for a change.

MySpace Noise by JasonMath December 7, 2006

myspace jumpoff 

A guy or girl who's a groupy that you meet on myspace and you use for sex.

Yo hold on my ninja, my myspace jumpoffs callin'.

myspace jumpoff by Drejones July 18, 2006