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Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.
"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."
by Minotawr October 12, 2011
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shiitake mushrooms

That's how shit goes.
Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...
by broetmitchell March 31, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
by Taichi January 26, 2005
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mushroom cloud

Rosie O'Donnell in a half shirt and skinny jeans?! Her mushroom cloud must be deadly.
by ducttapedoc October 16, 2010
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purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004
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Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.
"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"
by TheyWereAllDead November 2, 2019
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Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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