another mule is kicking in your stall

Adultery:
Your significant other is having sex with someone else.

In Muddy Waters "Long Distant Call" or in Koko Taylor "Evil" The line Another Mule is Kicking in Your Stall refers to being cheated on.

by Prince of Pugatory October 21, 2011

looking up a dead mule's ass

to rehash the past

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

by jen o December 8, 2013

40 Acres and a mule

A man with his sexual partner on his back is the mule standing and running towards a bed post that he must sit on 40 acres away.

I'm thinking about trying 40 acres and a mule tonight with my girlfriend.

by Gonco June 21, 2016

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

mulesing

mulesing. The definition I read was biased and misleading. Mulesing as I know it, is an operation done on Merino (and probably other breeds) lambs to help prevent them becoming flyblown when they grow older. The operation of cutting the skin around the anus area apparently reduces the growth of wool around the area. At the same time, the tail is also ringed with an elastic ring, which causes the tail to drop off.

We need to get the sheep (ewes with lambs) in tomorrow as Fred is coming to do the mulesing.

by Dangin Dan June 11, 2011

Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.

Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

mulesing

sliced away skin and flesh the size of a dinner plate from around a sheeps anus and tail with a pair of shears and without anaesthetic. Done because the folds of skin around this area are "undesirable" in the wool industry. Truly disgusting.

They were maliciously mulesing the sheep before bringing the sheep in the be slaughtered.

by Jenn January 3, 2005