lifetime movie

Misandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists.

The protagonist usually is a female who wishes to escape from her drunken husband or a young adult who is kidnapped and raped.

There are many different lifetime movies, but all have a the same plot.

Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie?
Person 2: No, I have much better things to do.

by bikk April 25, 2010

Scary Movie

1. An excuse to hold a guy/girl's hand.

2. A way to show that you're tough (applies to men only)

3. A reason to cuddle.

Grab my hand while we watch this scary movie.

by austinidhitit April 4, 2010

The Mental Movie

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

paycheck movie

Awful movies in which big-money Hollywood stars (esp. Nicholas Cage) put forth mediocre performances just to get a paycheck.

Con Air and The Wicker Man are prime examples of Nicholas Cage paycheck movies.

by dozitgetchahi March 19, 2010

Movie Drought

A period in time in which there are no good movies in the theaters

"Hey, what movie should we see?"

"Oh, I don't know see any I want to go to. We're in a real movie drought."

by bubbley2995 March 24, 2009

Movie-Party

n 1. A group outing to the movies that involves chatter, yelling, and loud laughing.
v. 2. To be very loud and obnoxious while seeing a movie.

1. There was a goddamn movie-party behind me.
2. She talks so much at home, she must movie-party.

by Hunter Pitkin June 29, 2005

Movie Hotdogs

n. another term for vomit. Specifically the type that comes into the back of your throat, i.e.baby throwupwhile watching a horror movie in a theatre.

1. I was so scared watching Amityville Horror I tasted Movie Hotdogs.

2. We took the corner so fast, that I had movie hotdogs.

by TonyTony June 24, 2005