Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

WAP Mop

A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy

Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!

by RCHammer0489 March 25, 2021

froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.

After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.

by nigeLpredator February 8, 2017

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

Chrizz mop

An idiot, dolt or stupid fellow. Often a lame mutha fucka, a Danos or Chris

Pick that shit up you fuck'n chrizz mop

by Z February 19, 2005

Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

by chickacret original February 27, 2019