Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Mong

People who wear light up earrings

Look at that dudes earring

- yeh what a mong

by Mboiz May 14, 2018

Mong

Ethan

Ethan is a big mong

by Grace Milnes April 7, 2020

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Mong

Generally a person who has a learning difficulty or struggles to use their brain for good use. Retarded, munted or spastic

Niazi and Mull are fucking dumb cunts. They can’t even create a single chance, the absolute mongs

by Shuano May 17, 2020