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angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child
aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.
by maryannmaria February 8, 2018
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mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 9, 2014
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
by Kfor83 November 12, 2021
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Daddy mommy

Wanting a daddy / mommy 😘❤️ 🔥😃🤚❤️
by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
by NoMotards January 10, 2012
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