Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"

Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Trenton Missouri

Where you don't get a relationship you get a turn. Where all the shitty people are. No future, no hopes or dreams. There is nothing there.

There is no where in the world like Trenton Missouri thank goodness.

by Shesawild1 November 8, 2025

Carthage, Missouri

Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.

Carthage, Missouri is a strange place to live.

by Lookatdisdude July 5, 2023