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3 man mission

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️
Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️
by JoshuaYaBoi June 28, 2024
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On a mission

To traverse or move about in an inordinately quick manner.
1) Yo did you see that guy? He was walking like he was on a mission lmao

2) I was in and out of that store like I was on a mission!
by TJ8897651 March 22, 2021
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Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
by Lux1999 March 16, 2022
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a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible
sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy
by phiosopher January 18, 2012
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
by RxE454 August 1, 2023
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Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.
"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"
by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011
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