The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.
Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag
Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag
Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag
by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010
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Now, the gay side, why would one like that position most?
As said in a previous definition it is because it is the position in which it is easiest to insert without harming. Especially for first timers, since it will hurt when not accustomed to it. It also is more personal, with the participants facing each other, making kissing possible and the expressions visible to each.
One guy lays on his back, with his legs around the others waist or on the others shoulders. While the other has his legs on each side of the first guys hind quarters, inserting in a kneeling position. This opens up the bottom's anus, making it easier for both participants.
Now, the gay side, why would one like that position most?
As said in a previous definition it is because it is the position in which it is easiest to insert without harming. Especially for first timers, since it will hurt when not accustomed to it. It also is more personal, with the participants facing each other, making kissing possible and the expressions visible to each.
One guy lays on his back, with his legs around the others waist or on the others shoulders. While the other has his legs on each side of the first guys hind quarters, inserting in a kneeling position. This opens up the bottom's anus, making it easier for both participants.
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-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).
-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).
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