Minecraft

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

No example needed for Minecraft

by U mum gea April 29, 2019

Minecraft

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.

HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)

by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever invented and if you dont play your just broke lol

Billy the cool kid: hey tom do you play minecraft
Tom: no i dont like it
Billy the cool kid: your so gay and broke dude....

by G4YM3R October 12, 2019

Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021