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The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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Minnetonka

A suburb west of Minneapolis with a school district that thinks people's hard earned tax money, that is put into EDUCATION, is best used for useless, million dollar expansions.Most of them are just to look cool. The most recent one is at Minnetonka High School, where the place is basically being made to look like a mall, it will even have a coffee shop.Minnetonka also complains about it when they don't have enough money when they are spending like there's no tommorow.

Most people who go to the high school, being mindless drones,don't realize what a huge waste of tax money it is, without stopping to think "hey, maybe minnetonka isn't the most important place in the world".
3 people that go to MHS
Person 1:hey dude did you see the construction they're doing ?!
Person 2:yeah man this is gonna be so sweet we gonna get coffee shop!
Intelligent Person:well this is just a part of the construction they are doing in the school and the district, it has to cost millions if not tens of millions of dollars, and it is tax money that they are wasting. I don't even pay taxes and this makes me really mad.
Person 1: OMG shut up retard minnetonka is amazing it so tight, I mean our team is called the skippers!
Intelligent Person: *Facepalm*
by yes really December 2, 2009
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Minnetonka High School

A dumb school full of stupid preps.
by pimpundapressure October 13, 2011
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mingeta

by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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Racist Close Minded Cuban

Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.

Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.

Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.

If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.

Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.

Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:

Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.

Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."
by Socrates-Seal April 5, 2013
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7 minuets in heaven

A lame game played by silly middle schoolers where one person is blindfolded in a closet and another locked in with them for seven minuets to do whatever they want.
Since usualy one is too prude to do anything to their mystery person- its a whole lot of sitting in the dark for seven minuets going, "when the fuck are they letting us out of the closet?"
Guy 1 "hey girl one, lets play 7 minuets in heaven, betty- you go first."
Betty "huh? what?"
girl one "go on betty, I think josh is up next... I hear he goes straght for second base :D"
Betty "no, I don't wanna..."
girl one talks her into going in the closet and locks the door.... usualy tossing in someone in other than josh- but she thinks its josh.... or she is locked in by herself wondering what smells so bad in the corner of the closet.
by iusebothhandsXD December 3, 2007
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