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what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.
"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"
by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025
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13 yo microwave

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex
by CIHFR April 6, 2023
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Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
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microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
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Microwave

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"
by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021
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microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.
I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.
by ItsV01D March 7, 2024
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Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025
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